The Mighty Second-In-Command!
((School is almost out. I will have time to pamper this blog and that is COOL. HAVE SOME MORE CHIPS.))

((School is almost out. I will have time to pamper this blog and that is COOL. HAVE SOME MORE CHIPS.))

kremzeek:

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Oh please, there is hardly any resemblance!╰(•⸌ʍ⸍• )╮

clockworkturnip:

But Anonymous said THEY were a Dorito, not Starscream…


Just to clarify, I am very aware of what the anonymous human said. I felt mocked, for the human is most definitely not a dorito and is ambiguously pointing out the peculiarity of my build, so my threat to trample their family still stands!

I am able to glean enough information from your primitive computer network to understand the basics of most recorded human languages, you know.

No, this is not an invitation to test me.The predominant language used in the area we’re occupying is American English and that is what I will be sticking to for now on.

((hhhhfh shoot, you people are too kind aahh! I’m happy you folks are diggin it. I’ve been having so much fun, and I couldn’t do it without all these awesome askers and followers - so major thanks to all of YOU!))

I’m… not sure how to process the concept of consolation fear, but uh. Thank you for your consideration, I suppose. …That is a lot of “con-” words.

How do you earthlings work, I don’t understand

Your enthusiasm disturbs me, human. You do know what slavery would entail, right? It won’t be a pleasant experience. At all.

There are plenty of things to fear, but my biggest worry is that something will happen to the little ones. They’re our only hope of restoring the glory of the Decepticons.

…but frag do I hate the feline.

Doritoscream plushie

clockworkturnip submitted:

I made this just for giggles. Thought you might enjoy. :)

Good. The hatchlings will love it.

((Whoops! time to close the askbox before it takes another vorn to get back to you folks. As always, I’ll make a post about it when it’s back open.
I’ve left submissions on though, so feel free to keep sharing. :D Thank you!!))

((Whoops! time to close the askbox before it takes another vorn to get back to you folks. As always, I’ll make a post about it when it’s back open.

I’ve left submissions on though, so feel free to keep sharing. :D Thank you!!))

It’s not too good, but it’s cute. I’ll draw something better when I have time :3

iwanita submitted:

lilscream

Ooh, splendid. Much more …cute than fear-inspiring, but splendid nonetheless.