The Mighty Second-In-Command!

((hhhhfh shoot, you people are too kind aahh! I’m happy you folks are diggin it. I’ve been having so much fun, and I couldn’t do it without all these awesome askers and followers - so major thanks to all of YOU!))

I’m… not sure how to process the concept of consolation fear, but uh. Thank you for your consideration, I suppose. …That is a lot of “con-” words.

How do you earthlings work, I don’t understand

A scowl.


or… a bit of lunch?

Well, you are… correct in believing I am the parent of some. … Are you one of the creepy humans trying to figure out how we spawn?

I refuse to spew such intimate information, it could endanger our chances of rebuilding our population anyway! A bird, pssh.

Lots of things. I scout our new territory for energy sources…


It can be incredibly dangerous, but it’s my responsibility.

I also collect materials to make our new headquarters livable. Soon I will look into supplies for creating new weaponry and the like, but for now I’m more concerned with comfort.

We could be here a while.

Lots of things. I scout our new territory for energy sources…

It can be incredibly dangerous, but it’s my responsibility.

I also collect materials to make our new headquarters livable. Soon I will look into supplies for creating new weaponry and the like, but for now I’m more concerned with comfort.

We could be here a while.

You know, I’d rather you would all flee from me in terror. I’m still deadly, alright!?

…what kind of a url is princessstarscream?

Something about this energy-rich atmosphere on this planet perhaps, there’s so much starlight, it must be causing my oral lubricant valves to overproduce-  Because your planet is so disgusting that I am perpetually nauseous and it’s causing my mouth to lubricate all the time. Blegkh.

Fuera. Before I destroy you.

Well, for them my presence means food, safety and comfort. I would consider them… somewhat fond of me. However… Some are more attached to Lord Megatron than myself. (¬⸌ʍ⸍¬

Current circumstances don’t allow me much freedom to plot Megatron’s demise, so those plans are on hold until that fool slips up and I can gain the upper servo.